Saturday, January 14, 2012

Bottle 'o fresh

You take out a 24 ounce bottle of listerine and begin gargling away. The rest of the patrons look at you with disgust, but nobody says anything. You spit the foamy mess into a glass of Mountain Dew on the table and sit back and wait for your date to arrive.
You see Miranda come in, wearing a nice skirt and blouse. She smiles and waves as she approaches. She arrives at the table.

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