You can't stand the noise any longer, so you lift the table cloth and peer under. Taking up almost all the space under the table is a giant rat the size of Nixon! The hairy beast turns to you and explains that he's not a crook. Who the freak cares?! You toss the table aside, killing Reginald violently in doing so, and challenge the rat to mortal combat!
The two of you get on the bike you used to get to the eatery and ride to the nearest arcade. You walk in, the place is packed. A crowd gathers around the Mortal Kombat machine as you put in the quarters. It's time to get down.
FIGHT!
He was a good opponent, but nowhere near as good as you. You finish him off with a fatality and the rat explodes. You rush back to Miranda, who waited for you, eating pasta off of Reginald (that spaghetti was 15.87 after all). You ask her if she wants to go home.
Miranda: You're the best cousin ever!
Cousin?! Apparently Miranda is your cousin. That explains why you've known each other from birth. She nudges you with her hip and shoots you a wink.
.......well, it still counts as a win right?
CONGRATULATIONS! You won the freaking game and have seen one of the three good endings. You must be like a dating pro or something. Well, maybe not a pro. A pro would have seen all three by now. Wanna try for the other ones?
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