Saturday, January 14, 2012

Go with Jenny

You decide to go with Jenny. You leave money and a note that says "Lawl, nevermind" on the table and dash out with your new girl. Man you a playa playa! You and Jenny reach her boathouse (because her parents don't approve of homes built on land) and make your way to her room. It's small, but what space there actually is has been covered in pictures of you! Shocked you slowly inch backwards towards the door, but Jenny closes it behind you. Trapped.
Jenny: You know what I love most about you? Your beautiful skin. Wont you please share?
You knew there was a good reason to hate Jenny.
She spends the rest of the night wrestling your flesh from your bones. You die.



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