Let her

You decide to let her answer it. It's her mom. The two talk for over half an hour. Miranda keeps gasping and saying "orly?!". You meanwhile eat some yummy spaghetti (stuff wasn't cheap after all).

She finally closes her phone and looks at you. She looks so confused.

You:What's wrong?

Miranda: Well...you know I love you right...I mean even if we aren't still cousins I love you!

You: Come again?

Miranda: Lawl gross. Anyway, I love you. I just want you to know that!

Mirandas mom called to clear up a family tree error. Somehow you didn't know you and Miranda were cousins. Well that's ok now, because apparently some time space dimension craziness happened and you guys aren't anymore. Weird huh? Yeah I don't know how it works, but it does, k?! Probably had something to do with to many people clicking back on their web browser! 

You and your Ex-cousin Miranda leave the eatery and decide to go back to your place. Where the two of you unknowingly expand the family tree by three.

CONGRATULATIONS! You won the freaking game and have seen one of the three good endings. You must be like a dating pro or something. Well, maybe not a pro. A pro would have seen all three by now. Wanna try for the other ones?