You: Fetch me my long sword, ho!
You deliver the line with such passion, but they're out of place in the current situation aren't they :/.
Miranda begins to cry in confusion as all the other people in the the building begin to point and laugh at you. You snap out of your Shakespeare turrets and move over towards Miranda.
You: Miranda...I'm sorry.....I said I'm sorry Miranda! I did't mean to hurt yooou! I never meant to make you cry!
You start singing and dancing, but it's no use. Miranda turns and makes a run for the door. If the power of an impromptu musical number can't make things right, what can?
As Miranda makes her way to the door she slips on the knife Jenny spit on the ground and is sent crashing to the ground, hitting her head on a table as she plummets.
You and the rest of the patrons make your way to her. She's laying on the floor rubbing her head and asking where she is and who you are! She can't remember a thing! Of course! If a date is going off the tracks all you need to do is give your date amnesia.
You take Miranda to the hospital, cuz you're not a creep and what not. The doctor says Miranda will never remember who she is or anything about tonight. Good! You had a strange feeling she wasn't telling you something anyway. Something that destined the date for failure. Well The rest of the night is magic, as you and Miranda spend countless hours at a playground talking and being in love.
CONGRATULATIONS! You won the freaking game and have seen one of the three good endings. You must be like a dating pro or something. Well, maybe not a pro. A pro would have seen all three by now. Wanna try for the other ones?
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