You don a black biker jacket and a candy cigarette that you pretend to light...with a candy lighter? You take a pair of blacker than night shades and put them on.
You: Ay, ugly. You wanna eat at the same table tonight? It's not like you'll be doing anything anyway, you stupid doodoo head.
She looks really upset you jerk. Apparently it worked though. She agrees to go out with your jerk face, so you tell her to meet you at the fancy food place. Im so happy for you (sarcasm).
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