No one knew why it had to come to this. We were all just punks playing the game, but now this. THAT GUY WE ALL HATE, was dead. The punch to his penis must have felt like the reincarnation of Hitler to him. I laughed a little.
Random girl: stuffs going down, ah shit!
She was right, for right before our very eyes , "stuff" was going down. The Axe factory started to wobble and teeter, his head all the while drooped and swaying lazily.
Guy man: that dude looks like he could use a vault!
He walked up to the "dude"
Guy man: Yo dude, believe in this. It'll fix your faggyness.
Axe guy: sup.....
The guy with the vault leaned closer to penis punch McGee.
Guy man: You say what man?
Axe guy: sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup......
Suddenly I felt a wave of hot thunder energy course through my body veins. I fell to my knees, but in a totally not gay way.
BJ: Hey fat white stupid dumb butt face, are you ok?
My butt face lifted towards the sky.
Jamal: This is what destiny tastes like...
BJ: Wha.....
I shot my fist out and punched BJ in the crotch.
Jamal: INFINITY MATRIX!!!!!!
BJ exploded like a Megaman reject .
Brandon: This is the true end then, isn't it?
I looked to him with tears in my eyes.
Jamal: Yeah....better start peeing yourself, cuz we're all gonna get fudged in a sec.
The Axe guy was glowing now.
Axe guy:........................
Jamal: !
He had stopped summoning the great sup! But why? Isn't he the last boss? What was the point of this episode, if not to introduce him?!
Bob-O: SUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Great. Bob-O was the dark king, the eternal faggot known as.......
The Great Sup.
NEXT EPISODE: IF WE BEND OVER HE'LL NEVER PUNCH OUR PENIS!!!!
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