The chocolate colored woman looked at the white/asian baby with tears in her eyes.
Choco mama: But doctor, will he be a tokyo drifter, or a pro figure skater?!
Doctor: This is just my guess, but.....
The doctor turned from the woman and parted the blinds of the window. Looking out towards the sun he replied...
Doctor: He will be the one that will defeat the Evil Shadow King, Stan!
The mother threw the baby directly out the window, just like it new it wanted!
Choco mama: This is the eternal ghost of darkness! I am going to pretend my vajeef never spawned such a meaty fatass baby.
18 years later.....
Jamal: WAFFLES!!!!!!
I jumped to my feet and did a whirlwind kick, because I felt like it. As my giant ashy legs swung through the air Bob-o walked up to BJ and told him why he thought being a republican made since.
Bob-o: Yes and no. The nomination?
BJ looked like everything that had been said was pissing him off
BJ: no...no...no...no....NO!!!!!!!!!!!
He tried to punch out all of Bob-o's blood, but none of the punches connected, because at that exact moment Bob-o believed he was a Swede. and swedes never get their blood punched out.
Now it was Brandons turn to do something pointless because he thought he was kick ass factory #1.
He grabbed that talking battle axe we always wanted to buy, but never had the balls and said
Brandon: Jamal! This is the reason for the season!
Needless to say I was still doing my whirlwind kick. Suddenly my asian senses went off and I became Goku. The light aura that burst out of me pushed the battle axe back towards his face and he died instantly.
I can't remember much about what all happene d right after that, but I'm pretty sure Satan came by and licked Brandons face. Great, "he's back for more" I thought.
The walking Axe can in the back had been fighting someone like he really wanted it bad, but suddenly stopped. He looked left and then right, before sprinting madly towards THAT ONE PERSON THAT WE ALL HATE, and punched him right in the penis.....
The room became silent. People had stopped mid face punch to observe this bull shit. We all feared for our lives.
We all knew that our lives would never be the same....girls and guys, both retarded genders now feared....
The penis punch >.>
NEXT EPISODE: THE FINAL BOSS IS REALLY YOU?!
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