You decide to make your way into the conversation.
You: Haha! Trains are so stupid, ya know?!
Miranda: *Gasp*
Miranda stands frozen with her hands over her mouth. Her eyes begin to leak the sad liquid. You chuckle nervously, not knowing what you did to upset her. Suddenly she turns and runs off, crying loudly into her hands as she makes her way down the hall. WTF? Jenny, one of the girls she was talking to stares you down like you're Hitlers son or something.
Jenny: How dare you?!
You: What did I do?
Jenny: Why would you bring up trains?! You know her father died on a train last week!We were talking about snakes on a PLANE.
Crap. It was true. Her father was returning from Sweden last week by train. A man on the train, who sounded a lot like Gilbert Gottfried, said "I gotta tinkle!" to him. He died from laughter instantly. Great what do you do now?
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